tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30098612024-03-07T04:12:49.066-05:00director of goomeow.FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.comBlogger627125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-535464990946792902009-02-10T16:22:00.002-05:002009-02-10T16:28:29.289-05:00like a lemming, tweeting for the very first timenow that i'm sosh'n'shit i'm finding it hard to write in sentences, so if you'd like you can follow me on twitter. meow.FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-80733328867837286492009-02-05T12:30:00.006-05:002009-02-05T13:41:39.328-05:00The Recession: It's Personal Now, part 2a recent round of pruning at MyCo released our Social Media Maven, and guess who's been fingered as his replacement. YAH because i'm so social, bitches. now in addition to my own responsibilities (refilling the printer paper, plunging the toilet and other stuff), i'm trying to get up to speed on business models that piggyback off social networking, or someshit. in my travels i found this videoFINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-54183659565004143472009-02-03T12:22:00.003-05:002009-02-03T12:44:58.187-05:00The Recession: It's Personal Nowso everyone who was in the GM job bank's now on the dole, Macy's stores are closing and michael phelps is too poor to buy his own dope. i could live with all that. but to be greeted by this on a sunday afternoon is totally unconscionable:obama, quit dicking around and DO something.FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-63196776538407143252009-01-27T13:09:00.004-05:002009-01-27T13:21:16.514-05:00tuesday on the failwhalewindoze is crap.crap.crap.crap.crap.crap.and Stinky Tuna Man i have no great love for you either.BRING ME MORSELS. i require them.ohfuckme.is an internet connection too much to ask?FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-87523232955227764132009-01-23T12:15:00.006-05:002009-01-23T12:44:54.989-05:00hope, hype and lat pulldownsthe phrase "president obama" hasn't lost its luster. hearing it is like someone dropping a warm blanket over me when i didn't realise 'til then that i was cold. don't get me wrong -- i didn't drink the koolaid and i'd be happy with "president hufflepuff" or "president whickyclickclickwhirratweet"... anything that's not "president bush." but how lovely to have a president who can speak, who FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-81216589557043573832009-01-22T12:58:00.005-05:002009-01-22T13:56:27.859-05:00Poetry for Short Days and Sub-Zero Tempsone more day on the trainer and i may go insaner.FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-46255851453219398072009-01-20T09:05:00.007-05:002009-01-20T09:39:23.496-05:00can you find the 44th president??loucypher wondered if his 11-year old daughter appreciated the historic importance of this day.- do you know what today is, annie? why it's so important for our country?- cos a man from delaware will be in the white house?das what i'm sayin'.cokie roberts mused on Morning Edition how this peacefully staged transfer of power, literally from the hands of the outgoing POTUS into the new, is unique FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-38378916886394196632009-01-15T12:28:00.004-05:002009-01-15T13:19:10.152-05:00when the things that should be infinite, aren'tone of my favorite professors died on tuesday. as a poet, De had a powerful vocal presence, and he taught an enormously popular class in reading poetry out loud. i remember reading 'the wild swans at coole' in class and after 15min of De's coaching, my final reading ended with a long silence, then audible sniffles from all over the classroom. when De took a sabbatical i lived in his house forFINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-13350196311165761042009-01-13T07:45:00.004-05:002009-01-13T08:41:50.690-05:00first "race" of the yearreturned to the running racing circuit this weekend. legs are quite certain of this, my iliotibial bands and calves plangently so. i feel like i ran a marathon though it was only 10miles. the highlight of my warmup was being chased by a yappy and tantalisingly puntable yorkie, leash trailing behind it. i gave its owner a WTF look as i ran by; he just chuckled tolerantly. o funny dog, the things FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-88627490618555659652009-01-08T12:50:00.006-05:002009-01-08T13:38:24.789-05:00the way to our hearts- yo guys - F addressed the ether - does anyone have a working login for Getty Images? i need to buy a photo, like NOW.i shook my head; loucypher and quasar were clamped under headphones, inaccessible.- you can use my login - the mayor (my boss) volunteered - it's 'largewealthypenis.'- i wish i could make a girl laugh like that - F said to the mayor as they walked out to lunch.see teho, not a FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-51915888463420900812009-01-07T12:27:00.004-05:002009-01-07T13:15:43.966-05:00it is a TOW-MAY-TOEsocked in again by work, the only notable interruptions a flurry of IMs triggered by riley's invite to 'check out this tat i got last night' and Loucypher's Daily Lament. the subject of today's Lament was how the parents of his daughter's best friend seem to think chez loucypher is a daycare service where they can drop their child off and leave her for days, trusting she'll be fed and washed andFINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-63853209200355904532009-01-05T07:31:00.008-05:002009-01-05T08:47:00.389-05:00dr. cherry's work, at 3 monthsit's been nearly three months since dr. ken cherry of UVA installed Pipes 2.0 via a patch of my left external iliac artery & an inguinal release. rode 60miles sunday, ran 10 hilly ones yesterday and flirted with low 6's pace his morning: nary a squeak of claudication. i can run sub-7 pace comfortably now when before surgery my left side from hip flexor to calf would shut down at 7:40 FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-9342521771145432182009-01-02T13:07:00.009-05:002009-01-02T14:17:56.090-05:00reason #2009 why i love macdon't think because it's a new year it's a new me. fat chance, esp when the idiocracy's still running full steam. today's scenario: i'm working in visio, via windoze XP running in virtual mode on the Lapple, when visio throws an alert telling me this particular operayshun requires a plug-in i'm missing and would i like to download it. sure, say i clickity-click, and am delivered to this page FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-20128559034693199022008-12-31T07:53:00.006-05:002008-12-31T08:51:48.265-05:00House of Toddler Horrors: 1 --- Finn: 0happy new year and all that jazz. i hope 2009 brings peace & prosperity to you & yours blabbity blah blah enough about you, let's talk about ME. let's talk about how for the past 5 days i've lived on jello and chicken broth (note no mention of WHISKEY) and you can still see the seams of my mum's sofa on my ass. this was the fallout from an unfortunate xmas eve gathering at the HoTH. FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-56920074042824473612008-12-24T11:28:00.008-05:002008-12-24T12:29:09.072-05:00wishing you Jo-Joy Booties & jamesonyesterday Man-Who-Wears-Socks-On-Head and i shared a ride to a client meeting.- ready for christmas? - i asked, in the way you'd make smalltalk with co-workers you don't know.- oh, we don't celebrate christmas.don't smirk. MWWSOH is white and doesn't wear a yarmulke. you'd have made the same mistake.- whyyyyy not?- i'm a jehovah's witness.- oh my.did you know that JW's believe in christ, but FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-81887102125821968402008-12-22T12:05:00.005-05:002008-12-22T12:28:12.659-05:00eat enough rumballs and you won't feel it anywayi'm sitting at the kitchen table rolling rumballs in granulated sugar when D shuffles in. - my toe hurts - he announces. - what did you do to it? and can you bring me the rum please? it's right there. - i didn't do anything. the bottle of cruzan black strap materializes. - and a glass? he sighs and dodders to the cabinet and back. - i have an ingrown toenail, i think. - and pour? - i say, FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-84742629365335384222008-12-19T07:25:00.010-05:002008-12-19T10:07:54.330-05:00reason #1,000,000 why i love macan auspicious start to a 60hr workweek when my e-machine had a complete system-meltdown. but Parallels on the Lapple purred right along and after tossing my PC off the balcony i worked off the laptop. all this is to say i may not be the most objective person in the room, but i know somebody else.here's trent razor* on Apple's MainStage, the software used to mix and meddle with the Lights in FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-61808056748937457072008-12-17T15:48:00.008-05:002008-12-17T16:05:10.188-05:00i'm not dead tehoand here's what i need for xmas.3 pls.FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-90600342367265035162008-11-05T07:09:00.006-05:002008-11-05T07:45:10.685-05:00three lettersDear World,Sorry for all the shit we put you through for the last 8 years. We'll put some of that to rights soon. Thanks for your patience.Dear Dubya,It’s not you, it’s always someone else who needs to changeWhat about you, this narrow view has left you so estrangedDo you see, a real man rights his wrongs, then walks awayNot you – you’re not wrong – no way.**Jackass.Dear Obama,Get busy child.*FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-74745361435926206112008-10-30T06:39:00.010-04:002008-10-30T08:07:58.875-04:00the curse is liftedstopped by dunkin donuts this morning for a cuppajoe and to stare longingly at the maple-frosted donuts topped with candycorn. you think in china they put candy on top of donuts? in europe? fuck no. that's why america is awesome. plus we're the WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS, or so trumpeteth the early edition papers stacked by the counter.- good morning! - says the one other customer, a slight FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-2203100854167322972008-10-29T12:04:00.006-04:002008-10-29T14:03:38.830-04:00i keep the bible in a pool of bloodlately i've been haunting the local football messageboard, don'taskwhy, and it is harder than you might think. first of all, i cannot keep my big piehole shut even if i know SFA about highschool football; and second, because students frequent the board and you get booted if you talk about drugs or use bad language, i have to use the TourettesCheck to make sure no shitfucksuckcunts slip out and FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-84458045320774083112008-10-27T12:41:00.004-04:002008-10-27T13:00:36.183-04:00what is it you say you do around hereTo: all@MyCo.comFrom: HeapusBigusBossusSubject: More ActionsWe ended Isabella’s contract today. Isabella helped us for approximately 5 months. She had some success, liked MyCo, and we liked her. Unfortunately, she did not help us enough to keep at this time.To: loucypherFrom: finnSubject: Re: More Actionswho's -- oh nm.-------------------------------congrats go out to fastmammycat for FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-24782442067233868082008-10-21T12:32:00.004-04:002008-10-21T13:00:50.953-04:00my dog is hot- have a good walk? - D asked last night when the dog and i got in just before dark. - yes. a couple people stopped and said what a good-looking dog.- were they guys?- erm... yeah.he snorted.- what?- total pickup line.- i don't think so. he IS a good-looking dog.that, and clad in an XXL Hate '90 shirt and court shorts down to my knees, cradling my sore swollen belly, bruises pooling from wrist FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-74609480479067428822008-10-06T12:14:00.005-04:002008-10-06T12:30:39.785-04:00zero sumFINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3009861.post-69127254518539275682008-10-03T07:53:00.004-04:002008-10-03T08:25:22.215-04:00oh for fucks sakei found this evidence in the sink last night:if we're feeding the cats Fancy Feast in fairness the dog should get kobe tenderloin prepared nightly by wolfgang puck.about the VP debate i have nothing to say except i can't believe 2004 might happen all over again. my only solace is that this time 'round i have the perfect jameson glass.FINNhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02955195506214301080noreply@blogger.com7