Tuesday, January 24, 2006

when i was eating breakfast this morning, i sneezed and now i have a dried blueberry up my nose.

this presents a dilemma: which is the best means of blueberry egress -- nostril or gullet? i've tried both, and now the fucker's firmly lodged somewhere in the continent of my cheekbone & ocular region.

i'm kinda scared it's going to swell up like that time i ate too much stove-top stuffing and felt like the stay-puft marshmallow man, except this will only be in my nose. i guess when it gets to that point when i blow my nose blue will come out.

might be cool.

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