reasons why i suck

1. fall asleep by 9pm
1a. [by extension] missed wier's and pluschenko's long programs last night

2. have no idea what to buy a 1-year-old
2a. am up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle fer sunday's bd party

3. am gangly & uncoordinated
3a. my butterfly has fallen and can't get up

my fly timing of a sudden is whacked and off camber. the possibility of rustling up a competitive IM by march 26th is very grim. back to the phelps vids.

OTOH it is friday.

skidmark the size & SHAPE of india in the 4W bathroom. my penance for working with a bunch of guys.