another race report from corner brook
here's someone else's take on du worlds -- in this case, elizabeth fedofsky, who won the women's race. SHE is a true MF badass. you would never catch me self-psyching in a porta-john. in fact, my last pre-race trip to the pooper was notable because at the top of the dump-pile was a huge mound of pellets the size of my dog's kibble. it looked like a herd of deer had filed in and taken craps. what the hell do you eat the night before to generate that? certainly not a hurricane-sized margarita and vegetable stir-fry.
maybe i would have placed better if i'd spent more time visualising my race strategy instead of staring at a pile of shit. but then i'd be somebody else.
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"To see du worlds in a grain of sand..."
...or something.
MOUSE TURD, mouse turd, black on white
Left on my TPS last night,
What small-footed power-that-be
Could frame this turd and pool of pee?
Quoth the raven... never mind.
You really need to stop feeding those cats of yours for a while.
that's a swell idea, cat. it'd be quite a cost saving too -- a 16-lb bag of Special Hairball Formula costs more than a 50-lb bag of Purina Dog Chow -- esp irritating when 2 of the cats just puke it back up anyway.
OTOH, the cats are even more annoying when they're hungry.
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