Monday, August 28, 2006

back to reality

little mousie little mousie
you do not make me want to walk like a camel
but your death dismays me
especially since it happened right by my litterbox,
where i keep all my food
because you and your starving masses
eat my stuff and then poop it all over my desk.

my keyboard keys are probably dried-up urine pools.

remember that time you got in my litterbox
and ate my crisps and chocolate and kiwi fruit?

you finished my box of Nutty Flax
but i didn't know
because you left so much poop in the box
that i thought it was cereal until i shook it over my yogurt.
how you must have laffed and laffed!

o funny mouse!
stay away from my house or you'll end up in the warshing machine.

5 comments:

Theo said...

You could always try sonic bombardment. It's probably quite an effective vermin-repelling technique.

The first proof of NC2 is in my car's CD player right now, and so far the first 3/4ths has sounded good.

Welcome back. Still got sand in your shoes? (No, that's NOT on the new mix.)

finn said...

It's probably quite an effective vermin-repelling technique.

another Cat Divestment idea! beauty. cos, the snapping turtles in the pond so far aren't cooperating.

does NC2 have Dead Souls? (the upbeat version, o'course.) i should have made a push for that before.

Theo said...

[Googling...]

Hmm, you're telling me there's some upbeat Joy Division loose in the world? Something's not right. Can't put my finger on it. I'll get it, though, just hang loose for a sec...

[ahem] Anyway--no, NC2 is dorkier than that. I'll look into it, though.

[remembers something]
[re-Googles]


Oh wait, you mean there's an uptempo remix of THIS someplace? Where??

finn said...

in my pants.
heeheehee.

(it's infantile humor day in FinnLand.)

the NIN take _is_ the upbeat version, silly. it's best live though.

i might have a couple mp3s. :)

Theo said...

[stern expression]