i wish this would happen more often
lou's wife hates squirrels as much as i do, PLUS she's deathly afraid of them. this morning she sent him this email:
Dear Lou,if she weren't already taken, i'd marry her.
When I went to the car to go to work this morning there was a dead squirrel in the driveway. I thought at first that maybe you ran over it when you left, but there wasn't any blood except for a little bit on the head. I think he fell out of the tree. I wish this would happen more often. I LOVE YOU.
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Rats with big tails. The bigger of the cats has killed many in his day.
Looks like it's time for me to post THIS again...
how's The Bigger with mice, cat??
and ehot, are you saying that's bad? don't you have some shrooms to find?
...found this for you.
squirrel on Fox... world gone mad...
this does not surprise me in the least -- many sinister skwerl embark on reigns of terror but their reigns, which some may claim pale in comparison to, say, sadam's or Our Glorious Leader's, are woefully underreported.
stories like this offer me great comfort, though -- thanks, ohet.
"He's just so terrified," Cox said. "He told his daddy, 'I want you to go back there and run him over with the car.'"
He's pretty good with them too, although he did spit one at me one time while I was brushing my teeth and it sort of skittered across the floor and came to a bloody stop at my very bare feet.
ewwww.
was it dead?
did you have a shovel?
One more. A little Squirrely Wrath and I'm back to work.
you've made me and my mom v happy today, druban druban, and my grandfather rests easier.
Skwerl Animus, you see, is a family value.
It was dead, trailing guts and slurm. I was very calm actually, I just closed the door and spat and rinsed. Then I picked its mangled corpse up in a wad of tissue and hurled it over my neighbour's wall. (she was a horrible woman) I get more worried when he attempts to kill birds, that can take a while and it is revolting.
you are a rare one, FMC. :)
i bet u give damn good kick-boxing lessons too.
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