Friday, August 04, 2006

masturbate-a-thon tomorrow!!

for my next endurance event: Charity wants Britons to come to Masturbate-a-thon.

Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon," a leading British reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday. (more.)
here are the rules:
  • you must be over 18
  • no touching others
  • no faking
  • you can bring any "aids" you need
i know what i'm bringing.

but since i'm not a Briton, i'll have to play along in spirit, in delaware.

after that i'll make brownies. (with coconut, T.O.)

3 comments:

Two Sheds Jackson said...

Bugger! - How come I didn't know about this? See - you live outside of bloody London and you miss all the good stuff! Hurrumph! Mind you - not sure about all that wanking in front of others buisiness - might have been nicer to erect some booths for peeps who are shy. What am I saying - shy peeps wouldn't be there would they? There was nothing on the news about this you know - how crap is that? You'd think with all the war stuff they'd want a bit of light relief (phnarr phnarr) on the news wouldn't you? - Ho hum.

finn said...

what with private memos being leaked to the BBC, you brits need downtime from the war even more than we do.

for you, two sheds, i prescribe 3 wanks and 3 jiggers of michael collins whiskey. repeat as needed. i'll send you a couple brownies too.

two sheds jackson said...

Ta muchly