Wednesday, December 13, 2006

you're soy gay

finally, someone figured out what makes people gay. it's soy, according to this article: Soy is Making Kids Gay, for:

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
of course; it all makes sense now.

when i explained this to our gay art director, he was sadly skeptical.

-- if only it were that easy, he lamented, inject a hot, straight guy with soy. insta-gay!
-- oh, you would use the power for your own cracked devices -- i retorted. gay dastardliness knows no bounds.
-- of course. it's in our Agenda handbook.

consider yourselves warned.

7 comments:

addon said...

the guy is evidently a nut case. not that i like soy, can't stand the taste. he's a religious nut and i trust religious nuts as far as i can kick a bulldozer.

adam

Theo said...

I've had soy a-plenty, and my dude did not shrink. Now, I've also shoveled heaps of snow off a number of different driveways, plenty of times. nmj[p-----------------0p

(that last bit was Maya passing through)

Anyway, THERE'S your shrinkage strategy.

Theo said...

Addon sez: "i trust religious nuts as far as i can kick a bulldozer."

...in the nuts.

Subhangi said...

[SNORT]

NOW I've heard everything.

Theo said...

Subh -- I bet you've never heard President George Dubya in a press conference shouting out "OMG I JUST ATE TOFU AND MY DUDE SHRIVELED UP! FIRST POST! BLEEN!!!"

Shame, that.

finn said...

teho, *i* was at that press conf and i heard Our Glorious Leader say that.

i also saw adam kick a bulldozer almost to the 50yard line, and it was snowing then.

would you like to see my monkey now?

Theo said...

"'Scuse me while I... whip this out."