Tuesday, April 24, 2007

a message from steve jobs

generally i try to stay away from nattering on about the fucked-up dreams that i have, but today is an exception. i need to get this off my chest. if i share it, i control it, right?

last night i dreamed that my windoze updater upgraded me from XP to Vista. pretty disturbing, eh? and wait that's not the worst of it!! my updater's leashed -- i.e., it's supposed to alert me to available updates and politely await my approval before installing -- so the fact that it went ahead and Vista'd me without my knowledge is all the more nightmarish, you know?

i call that a motherfucking sign to get a Mac Pro so i do.

9 comments:

fatmammycat said...

It's a sign! it's sign!

addon said...

do it!

finn said...

it is done.
this should arrive between 5/1 and 5/7.

HUZZAH and thanks for your support.

fatmammycat said...

HUUMMPH!*






Goes off in VELLY large and OVERWHELMING huff.

fatmammycat said...

...but still delighted 'for' you. You see how that is? WELL DO YOU?
No I'm fine, I'm handling it all rather well I must say.

finn said...

you're a trooper.

and size isn't everything. it's a lot, but not everything.

consider this: i couldn't eaten have eaten that muffin if it were 2 inches bigger.

on second thought, i could have. but not 2 of them, unless a lot of butter was involved.

would you feel better with some butter?

fatmammycat said...

Always.

addon said...

arrggghhh! lovely! I want one too!

Mayrasmom said...

Wow, my Vista/internet weirdness email must have triggered the nightmare, sorry/congrats!
-Kathleen