Monday, May 21, 2007

brazenly false advertising

dear columbia tristar,

the DVD cover of your movie The Mother starring daniel craig promotes it as "A Brazenly Sexual Film."

it is not.

there is one scene that is a little hot but that is all. the rest was very mike leigh.

i like mike leigh but that is like giving someone melba toast when they asked for a brownie sundae.

i suggest you speak with your marketing agency about setting false expectations. without Fight Club, my saturday night would have been a total wash.

sincerely,
F

8 comments:

fatmammycat said...

But what of Satdee? How wenteth the barrens?

Brown Suga' said...

Fight Club is one of the best films ever made.

fatmammycat said...

Jess sooze u know, I'm goin for a swim now, and I'm not a velly good swimmer!

finn said...

FMC, are you coming over to the dark side?? for your next act, are you going to start riding your bike up & down Sugarloaf?

did you hear about the new Tour of Ireland? the 5th (and final) stage finishes in dublin, with 10 laps around merrion square. meb you should not attempt to drive through georgian dublin that day.

subh, i agree with you 100%. FC only gets better with repeat viewings. it's like Zoolander, only better.

i will get on that race report soon.

fatmammycat said...

Alls I"m saying is they'd better be getting out of MY way. I can't be held responsible if I can't see them, now can I?
I am definitely not even dipping a toe onto the dark side. Firstly I'd drown and secondly I was supposed to be doing a recovery run today, but my legs are still a bit tired-specially the right knee- so I'll save it for tomorrow. Hence the poxy swimming. Which I hate. A Lot.
I do love FG though.

finn said...

POP QUIZ!!!
which is the lesser of evils?

a) swimming
b) jazz
c) your mom
d) bertie ahern

fatmammycat said...

Easy peasy lemon squeaccccccccccccccccccccc

finn said...

the force is strong in this one.