Friday, March 30, 2007

what will the easter bunny bring you?

i'm hoping for a 6-foot, anatomically-correct chocolate jesus. i wonder whether he is hollow or solid. i wish for the latter, but experience has taught me to expect the former.

4 comments:

addon said...

here's tom waits' chocolate jesus

finn said...

i'm hungry now, and i want a rooster.

westolowski said...

I think a chocolate, anatomically-correct Jesus might be a good idea for bachelorette parties.

And I can imagine the battle over who gets first crack at the anatomically correct portion.

finn said...

which begs the question, doesn't it, whether there's ever been a jesus pinata.

the closest approximation i've found is this, which is pretty lame. could it be that we've inadvertantly stumbled on a market niche??