what will the easter bunny bring you?
i'm hoping for a 6-foot, anatomically-correct chocolate jesus. i wonder whether he is hollow or solid. i wish for the latter, but experience has taught me to expect the former.
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i'm hoping for a 6-foot, anatomically-correct chocolate jesus. i wonder whether he is hollow or solid. i wish for the latter, but experience has taught me to expect the former.
at 2:24 PM
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here's tom waits' chocolate jesus
i'm hungry now, and i want a rooster.
I think a chocolate, anatomically-correct Jesus might be a good idea for bachelorette parties.
And I can imagine the battle over who gets first crack at the anatomically correct portion.
which begs the question, doesn't it, whether there's ever been a jesus pinata.
the closest approximation i've found is this, which is pretty lame. could it be that we've inadvertantly stumbled on a market niche??
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