Wednesday, May 02, 2007

yesterday was Loyalty Day

i sincerely hope that yesterday my american readers properly observed Loyalty Day, per this proclamation Our Glorious Leader issued on monday:

Loyalty Day, 2007
A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America

America was founded by patriots who risked their lives to bring freedom to our Nation. Today, our citizens are grateful for our Founding Fathers and confident in the principles that lead us forward. On Loyalty Day, we celebrate the blessings of freedom and remember our responsibility to continue our legacy of liberty.

[bunch of jingojangojungo stuff snipped]

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2007, as Loyalty Day. I call upon the people of the United States to participate in this national observance and to display the flag of the United States on Loyalty Day as a symbol of pride in our Nation.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirtieth day of April, in the year of our Lord two thousand seven, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-first.


and to celebrate, ima gonna veto that motherfuckin House spending bill.

DAMN it feels good to be a gangsta.


Theo said...

And today is a good day to crank that Capital G track from Year Zero. In traffic, with all the windows open.

DM's "John the Revelator" too... seven lies, multiplied by seven, multiplied by seven again...

finn said...

you're only angry cos
you wish you were in my position
now nod your head because
you know that i'm right

Mayrasmom said...

Well, shit. I missed it.
Such a shame.

addon said...

a veto, huh? hell, no-one ever said America was a democracy did they? oh wait, wasn't there something about "...that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth"?

Brown Suga' said...


Agree on 'John The Revelator' - kicks ASS. I heard it once and now if I start singing it I have to sing the whole song, especially the chorus.

I think you've seen the video linky:

Theo said...

Suga -- yep, it was the animated version linked from your blog that I was thinking of. It even gets a jab in at Fox News.