Tuesday, May 13, 2008

when obama wins....

toilet tanks won't sweat anymore, pasta will always be al dente & gluten-free, and jameson will come out of my kitchen faucet.

also, we won't see crappy powerpoint presentations like this anymore. in fact, ppt will just go away. so will MS Turd.


and when obama wins, shit like this won't happen:


there. i've made a deal with your devil.

what else?

you go to here now.

6 comments:

Twenty Major said...

Darth Foot

fatmammycat said...

What the hell happened? And When?

finn said...

Darth Foot is deadly -- i believe i concussed a cat stepping over it this morning. Lucky could do with one of these.

Mayrasmom said...

shit.
hope you heal quickly.
-K

Subhangi said...

Eeep! That looks nasty. Get well soon.

addon said...

gawd how awful does that look! but get up and run around the yard three times a day, that'll fix it.